relationships
[Vitus, a 12-year-old child prodigy & genius tries persuading his 19-year-old babysitter, Isabel to marry him…]
Vitus: Well, statistically, women are usually seven years younger than their partners, but that’s really stupid because men die seven years earlier. So women are widows for 14 years.
Isabel: You’re a real genius at math.
Vitus: We would die at the same time. Besides, a woman’s libido is at its peak 10 years later than a man’s.
Isabel: The libido?
Vitus: Exactly. That’s why so many relationships fail. Women should be older than their men. We would make the perfect couple.
Chris Rhee, a 22-year-old non-genius, fondly dedicates this quote to Maura Tierney, Tina Fey, Patricia Heaton, Diane Lane, Rachael Ray, Jane Leeves, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker, Marisa Tomei, Jodie Foster, Gina Bellman, Jane Krakowski, and Marissa Mayer.
chris rhee Mar 25, 2008
On a related note, I highly recommend the movie, Vitus. Subtitle haters beware: most of the dialogue is in Swiss German.
destruct/mike Mar 25, 2008
ahahaha. this kid speaks the truth. i might have to rent the flick just for the sake of the little kid’s game.
the blogs are fun, keeping posting those facebook updates
destruct/mike Mar 25, 2008
and by “updates” i mean the posted items on facebook that tell me what to read next, not what you happen to be doing at the moment
awkward situation averted
Ana May 1, 2008
HAHAHA!