words that have been said

[Vitus, a 12-year-old child prodigy & genius tries persuading his 19-year-old babysitter, Isabel to marry him…]

Vitus: Well, statistically, women are usually seven years younger than their partners, but that’s really stupid because men die seven years earlier. So women are widows for 14 years. Isabel: You’re a real genius at math. Vitus: We would die at the same time. Besides, a woman’s libido is at its peak 10 years later than a man’s. Isabel: The libido? Vitus: Exactly. That’s why so many relationships fail. Women should be older than their men. We would make the perfect couple. -From the movie, Vitus (2006)

Chris Rhee, a 22-year-old non-genius, fondly dedicates this quote to Maura Tierney, Tina Fey, Patricia Heaton, Diane Lane, Rachael Ray, Jane Leeves, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Mary-Louise Parker, Marisa Tomei, Jodie Foster, Gina Bellman, Jane Krakowski, and Marissa Mayer.